teacher: hello! your child has been very insubordinate in class! causing disruption throughout the whole period-

me as a parent: ??? receipts :)

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sometimes you’ve gotta compliment yourself and just be your own hype squad

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whos gonna tell gemma and lottie that their brothers are mortal enemies 

(via welighttupthesky)

  • me:
    watching tv show

  • me:
    looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds

  • me:
    misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat

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